7.12.2006

This Made My Day...

So on my bi-weekly trip to the mall today, I was fillin up on my Christian Dior J'Adore perfume (which is pure CRACK by the way), and they had a white boy workin the perfume counter. I never seen him before. As a matter of fact, I never seen ANY boy workin the perfume counter. He was a lil Justin Timberlake-esque type cat, and ya'll know white boys are SO not my thing. He was cute though. Cute in a lemme-take-u-home-and-feed-u-some-cornbread type way, not a lemme-take-u-home-and-feed-u-some-labia-bread type way. Anyways, I'm lookin around cause they musta moved the bottles since I last got there or whatever. I finally found it and I point it out to him and he rings it up and stuff and hes all lookin at me and stuff, so you know how hostile I am..I'm thinkin "fuck is this crackajack lookin at?". Then he just blurts out "You. Are. So. Beautiful", my first reaction was to laugh. I dont know why, I just did. I'm like "Thanks, you sposed to be hittin on pregnant chicks while you workin?", he kinda blushed and said "You gotta be the prettiest pregnant chick I've ever seen!", I told him thanks again. Then he rings up my stuff and is like "Hold on", and dips behind the counter. He put my perfume in a BIG ass Dillards bag, then he puts like two other things in the bag. I pay him and then hes like "The blue bag is for the baby"...I'm like "Okay", just laughin kinda. Then hes like "You be careful, and have a good day"...I'm like "You too"...when I got in the car I looked in the bag, and he gave me a HUGE ass baby blue Polo bag, and this Dior gift set with shower gel, a 40oz bottle of J'Adore and some Dior powder. Cuz you know they keep the good stuff behind the counter for when they have specials and shit...but How fuckin' sweet of him was that?

12 Comments:

Blogger wun_knight said...

"not a lemme-take-u-home-and-feed-u-some-labia-bread type way"...you got me rollin' on that one. Hey, you never know. You see he was diggin' you even though by all conventional means you come off like you're already taken. Shyt, back in the day I used to think some chick Supersizing my fries for free was somethin' special. I should've told her, "I got 50 cents, chick! You wanna sway me then by me some Coolwater...shyt!!!!"

12:27 AM  
Blogger JoJo D. said...

That was really fly what the counter boy did for you, Nique. See, that's what I be talkin' 'bout! Just do some shit out the goodness of your heart, okay? Average mofos don't understand the positive effects of a random act of kindness. Nowadays you can't even get a dumb, mannerless mofo in the supermarket to escort you and your bags to your ride. And then, if they do, they got they damn hands stuck out like begging ass tricks.

Like I'm 'sposed to give you a dollar 'cuz you doing your job...

The world is gone mad, girl. That's why I stay hostile.

Nice to meet you, dope ass Nique. You alright with me. Good luck and al the best with the baby. By the way, my B'sD is a fucking loser parasite, too! That is one time when I shoulda kept my dress down and my damn legs CLOSED, and let that nigga keep on walking!

I'll be back to check up on ya.

1:47 AM  
Blogger Nique=Dope. said...

LMAO@Wun. Dont sleep on the supersize fries though, they come in handy!


Yo Insanity you had me rollin LoL...thanks for the good luck and thangs and I agree on the shoulda kept the legs closed thing. Lawd knows he didn't deserve to procreate wit someone of MY stature ha.

5:06 AM  
Blogger JerseyTjej said...

Damn...the hook up! That was so nice of him and I'll bet you felt the glow of it all day! It is s onice when a complete straneger goes out of his way to be nice to you. I had crack one time and can't feed the addition again...That CD J'Adore is the bomb!

8:54 AM  
Blogger Nika Laqui said...

Awww that was sweet...

Labia bread...*lol*

10:41 AM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

That was nice of him but as u know white men make me nervous when they try to pick up on me..i dont know what their angle is..at least with a negro i know he wants to hump........but he looked out...

10:56 AM  
Blogger Charles said...

Labia bread?? Wow...you come up with the wildest ish. I'm over here laughin at Wun tho about the supersize fries tho...

12:07 PM  
Blogger 911 said...

Go back get a number and milk um to he lose his job....hahaha....I would think myself to be a pervert if I said "You gotta be the prettiest pregnant chick I've ever seen!". But um I guess not...ditto..lol...1

8:49 PM  
Blogger Teej said...

you need to go back and milk crackjack for as much as you can. repirations nigga!!!!!

1:29 AM  
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