7.31.2006

Dear Ludacris...

Dear Ludacris,

Over the years I have admired your work. Especially timeless classics like, "Ho", "Pimpin all over the world" and of course the motivational song to all strippers worldwide, "Pussy Poppin". It has come to my attention, however that you are trying to change your image. Sort of. I heard your song with Pharrell called "Money Maker", it is pure trash by the way. How many times are we gonna hear about a bitch shakin everything that jiggles for a couple pieces of change? But I digress. Your new image began to bother me when I heard "War With God", in which you throw several ether-like disses to T.I. or Jeezy but name no names. Disses like "I'm universal, Luda never limit himself to the south" and "How many times you gon rap about bustin yo' guns and trappin", then theres my personal favorite "My daughters room can fit in your house". Luda, Luda, Luda...you claimed you were talkin to yourself on that record? Come better than that fam-lay. I still haven't got to the real reason I'm writing this letter of concern though. Next, there is Shawnna. Is she really the best that DTP has to offer? If I were you, I'd get on my grizzy and start tryna find new talent A.S.A.P! Now, for my purpose, the real reason I am so concerned about you and where your career is heading (pun intended), is because of this disturbing picture . Yes. Where did it go? I understand you may be tired of havin to have the local hoodrats twist you up while their 3 or more kids run around rampant leavin a trail of chicken bones and Kool-Aid packet in their wake, but that? That is NOT a good look. Its not even so much the hair cut, its your...well...your hair. Where is that Luda prettiness? The smoothness that makes a woman (or gay male) wanna run their hands through your thick fro?! Not to mention your ears are reminiscent of somebody who hustles chocolate chip cookies outta a big ass Oak tree. I hope you excommunicated the person who suggested this to you, because they are not your friend and they do not care about you. Thank you for reading.


Sincurrrrly, Nique



p.s.

Seriously, I know you were talkin about T.I.!

13 Comments:

Blogger NSearchOfMe said...

I'm not feeling the "new" Luda either, but I guess that is that struggle to find a balance between Ludacris (music) and Chris Bridges (acting). I hope he does a better job than some of the other people who have tried to go that route.

10:22 AM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

U are 2 funny.....

10:41 AM  
Blogger Charles said...

Yo...howcome I didn't even know he cut his hair? What's up with cats nowadays...BusaBus all swoll and lost the dreads...it's ill. I still like Bust tho...but Luda is definitely pushing it...I hope he gets this fuckin letter in time and go back to who he was and who people liked him as. And...as much as I like Luda...he can't fuck with T.I...that's that trap music...

12:00 PM  
Blogger Nika Laqui said...

he still a cutie pie, but I do like him with braids better....

I know he didn't diss TI!!!

6:39 PM  
Blogger beautyinbaltimore said...

T.I do talk about busting guns to much.

3:00 AM  
Blogger The Sarccastik Variable Why said...

oh my god...how the hell..i'm in the "A" and i ain't heard that...i gotta do research...damn nique i dropped the ball...give me 1 more chance....

as far as luda...he's come a long way from his days at "The Brown"..Morris Brown....Chris Luva-Luva (alias on 107.9 station)....

8:27 AM  
Blogger T.C. said...

LMBO!!! Your blog is a GREAT find....this is too funny & better yet its REAL TALK....
Peace

9:37 AM  
Blogger wun_knight said...

I like the lil' letter format. That shyt is class. That further let's me know that you should really stick with the journalism and look to hook on to a hip hop mag, or start your own. That's juss me.

3:30 PM  
Blogger Zeezy4Sheezy said...

I hate to tell u sarcastik but Luda went to Georgia State not Morris Brown

10:43 PM  
Blogger DivineLavender said...

I love all his hair. But I loved seeing it all cornrowed up. In my dreams I would have my hands all up in his head while he was enjoying the Goodness. Since in ALL dees years I have never had the opportunity...I suppose a brotha can make the decision to do with his hair what he wishes. Hopefully, if we ever "hook up" he would have grown it back for me. Could you add that as a P.S.? to your letter for me?

Thanks,
DL

6:16 PM  
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