6.27.2006

so i been tagged...

*raises eyebrow*
Fuckin Freaks LoL...



1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
Yup, and it resulted in me gettin knocked the fuck up. Boyyy was it worth it though =)


2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
I dont know if behind the Animal Clinc counts...At the elementary school park (sorry if your kid slid down the big orange twirly slide, cause I'm sure they got some DNA on their ass...which is a coincidence, cuz I did too =x)


3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
I chuckle sometimes if I'm uhh..."servicin" my nigga and he makes a lil bitch sound...I try to hold it in, but its funny to me.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Not that I can recall.


5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Only with my Sons daddy.


6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
HOLY HELL! Yes. "Pyscho-murderer-killer-in-jail-for-life-boy".


7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Yep. Sometimes I fake it so good, I think I nutted myself.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Quiet sucks. Who just wants to hear flesh? Well I'm sure somebody does, but it aint Nique...

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:
ASK THE HOOD ABOUT ME, THEY KNOW! Nah. Lemme stop before ya'll start showin up at my door thinkin I'm the neighborhood buss'down. But yeah I have...of course. I'm STD free though.

10. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Nah. Wanted to fuck the daylights outta one of my friends significant others though.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Yup. Nigga was goin to Korea the next day.

12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Nah. I think I'm too selfish for that.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
YEP. My idea though =/

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
I thought of my ex once when I was havin sex with my Sons daddy...and I like instantly dried up, on some Sahara-Desert-Diana-Ross's-Wig type shit.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? Yes. And I was scared as FUCK.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRISING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
My lil cousin walkin in on me and my ex, I was sposed to be babysittin her, but I ended up bein the one who got sat. =)

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
15 goin on 16.

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
My Sons Daddy.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE?
If the war in Iraq ends, it's MORE than possible. Ya'll can call Yung Joc, cuz its gon fuckin GO DOWN!

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Horny? No. Thirsty? Yes.

21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS?
Well...I posted this. So yeah, I'd have sex with me. Or would I have sex with the person who tagged me? If I was a dude with a soul pole, sign me up lol.

8 Comments:

Blogger Redstallyun said...

As usual- pure entertainment girl! I was 'bout to send you a message askin where the post was- then I remembered folks DO have lives. Thought I was the only person to say Holy Hell- it's quite the oxymoron! I beat the Holy Hell outta my lil cousin! Lol! Niggaz do be makin them "girlie" ass noises- especially wit a Halls coughdrop- but don't choke on that bitch like I did the first time-ROFL! All sexiness gone out the door.

4:25 PM  
Blogger Nika Laqui said...

YOU ARE FUCKIN NUTS!!

Ask the neighborhood about me...*lol*

So, do you have penis envy too?

Umm, GeorgiaPeach made this up, she the freak, but yea its supposed to read the person who tagged you...

4:38 PM  
Blogger Redstallyun said...

I called a nigga last week and told him to meet me in the trap! He knew what the fuck I was talkin bout- it had been 8 mo and 28 days, I calculated the shit up. Didn't go down tho'- I told that mufucka I ain't fucked in 9mo., so no lil dicks will be allowed. He musta had all of 4 FUCKING INCHES- I pass, nigga the dick will be trash! He thought it was a joke? C'mon now- I will CLOWN a mufucka in the bedroom- so you KNOW I got suited and booted for that lil dick fuck!

5:51 PM  
Blogger Nique=Dope. said...

LMAO BOTH OF YALL ARE...OFF THE DAMN HINGES.

1:19 AM  
Blogger The Sarccastik Variable Why said...

damn..your cusin walked on you...that's funny....

11:07 AM  
Blogger Charles said...

I was laughin so hard when I read #14. You are a damn trip, fa real...

12:31 PM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

#10. I hear ya........TO sometimes think sh'es ME and shit.....but now I wouldnt want any of them to touch me EWWWWWWW....

1:28 PM  
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